8/24/2023 0 Comments Neon colors shirt![]() The mixture of orange-yellow and blueish white reminds me of the Beef & Chicken buffet from Vegas Vacation.Īll Shall Perish – Nuclear Dayglo Creepyness Oh wait, that’s supposed to be lightning? I didn’t know lightning was so, y’know, wavy and stuff. I mean, carbo-loading is important before a workout, but come on, getting it on your shirt is just sloppy. It might actually be a cool design if it wasn’t for that fact that someone spilled spaghetti all over it. Everything on this shirt is kind of smushed together almost as if they could only use a certain amount of space, but were going to use all of it damn it! If you told me this shirt was made by Magic Eye, I wouldn’t be surprised. Much like the famed sequined kilt, this shirt is used to blind and confuse any enemy. I almost feel bad posting this on a site such as ours, but fuck it, this thing is ugly and we should all laugh at it. And everything said would be completely accurate. Is that giant pink thing with Jolie-lips banging that giant purple shark alien? Or is the giant purple shark alien some sort of sentient demon schlong? Did Asking Alexandria watch “Teeth” and decide they wanted a dude version for their shirt? Perhaps they’re just wrestling… without their clothes on… and both mouths agape in orgasmic pleasure… Freud would have a field day with this one.Īnd why is everything pink and purple? Did someone throw up a bag of Very Berry Skittles? Is that what happens when you listen to Asking Alexandria? Taste the Rainbow, Listen to Asking Alexandria, Vomit The Rainbow.Ī lot can be said about Attack Attack!, mostly with four-letter words, verbs, and adverbs. I’m pretty sure it’s dirty, but it’s not clear exactly why. Is that pink thing…is that purple thing…are they…yeah, I still don’t know. I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at, but I the longer I stare at this shirt, the more uncomfortable I get. ![]() ![]() Do the “A” and “O” in Once? No, of course not, but you’re getting it anyway? IWABO is just so wacky! And the hot pink product of too much bad egg nog, a severe concussion and ecstasy? Well that’s just double-wacky! And the dead fish? You better hold onto your sides, because this shirt just went got a hat trick for super mega ultra Godmode wacky! At least the bright yellow and bubble-letter font helps distract from the demented children’s cartoon in the middle. ![]() I’m not sure what is more offensive to the senses: the colors or the illustration itself. Proof is in their “clever” song titles and ugly merch. They’re one of those “Look at how funny we are” bands that are never actually funny. For every cool part in one of their songs, there’s about 6 bad things. There are two types of people in this world: People that hate I Wrestled A Bear Once and people who are wrong to not hate I Wrestled A Bear Once. Or maybe it was a warning to metal fans to stay the fuck away from these bands. Maybe Lisa Frank had a big following in the music community. Maybe the bright colors helped the youth of America stay entertained until internetspeeds increased and porn became easier to download. Maybe Hot Topic needed a way to keep out the Slipknot and Twiztid fans. Maybe there was a factory of leftover neon ink from the early 90’s that a t-shirt manufacturer had to unload. Heeee’s gunna puuuukkkeeeee!!!įor whatever reason, brightly colored t-shirts gained popularity in the mid 2000’s.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |